La pasticherie de Petra

A little bit: Genghis Khan (1438 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
Relationships: Bruce Wayne/Everyone's Mother
Characters: Bruce Wayne, John Grayson, Mary Grayson, Barbara Eileen Gordon, Jim Gordon (DCU), Sheila Haywood, Catherine Todd, Willis Todd, Crystal Brown, David Cain, Sandra Wu-San, Oliver Queen, Bonnie King-Jones, Sandra Moonday Hawke, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Talia al Ghul, Isis (DC Comics), Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake, Janet Drake
Additional Tags: Pairing Tags in End Notes, Bruce Wayne Has a Superpower, Bruce Wayne's A+ Parenting, Drabble Sequence, familial duty, Extremely Dubious Consent, Sex Pollen, Catbaby - Freeform
Series: Part 18 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

In which the parentage of various heroes is elucidated and the answer to "Who's your daddy?" is definitively: "Batman."

I offered to write drabbles and poetry: that offer is still open. Request something and make my day!

Here's what I've made so far:

Strike a pose (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Tim Drake/Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson
Characters: Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson
Additional Tags: Drabble, Video Cameras, Voyeurism
Summary:

Tim chooses his moment to best advantage.

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External hearts are a disabling condition (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Drabble
Summary:

Bruce's wolfsister and his duty to the League.

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The movement of (astronomical) bodies (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carrot Ironfoundersson/Angua von Uberwald
Characters: Carrot Ironfoundersson, Angua von Uberwald
Additional Tags: Drabble, lycanthropy
Summary:

Carrot's favorite time of the month.

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Interstellar Deliveroo (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
Characters: Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect
Additional Tags: Drabble, Gig Economy
Summary:

Arthur gets a new job, and does as well at it as he does at everything else.

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It's possible to be too beautiful (187 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Anakin Skywalker
Additional Tags: Bad Poetry, Sonnets, Adolescent Poetry, Shakespearean Sonnets
Summary:

Prompt: young Anakin's Very Bad But Heartfelt poetry (directed at your choice).

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If wishes were horses (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Strangers in Paradise (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Casey Bullocks-Femur/Katina Choovanski/Francine Peters/David Qin
Characters: Katina Choovanski
Additional Tags: Drabble, Masturbation
Summary:

Katchoo fantasizes.

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Exploring the collection (200 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan/Alys Vorpatril
Characters: Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, Alys Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Sex Toys, Double Drabble
Summary:

Alys shares her collection of specialized implements with Cordelia.

In the course of doing a bulk download of HTML versions of all my fanworks on the AO3, I reread this one, discovered that it wasn't finished, and added a drabble to round it out to my satisfaction.

Not just a peck on the cheek (1000 words) by Petra
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: DCU - Comicverse
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Robin/Various (DCU)
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Catwoman, Speedy (DCU), Barbara Gordon, Lois Lane, Superman, Jason Todd
Additional Tags: Kissing, Voyeurism, Photography, Drabble Collection
Series: Part 12 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

Ten kisses.

Gotham's Fairy Godfather (303 words) by Petra
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Trolling, Philanthropy
Summary:

Gotham's Secret Benefactor Revealed! Exclusive Interview!

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I'm still not in the fandom anymore.

Yes, I'm breaking the LJ ban; I found a piece of fanart that kokiri85 drew for me years ago that I meant to recommend at the time and apparently forgot about.

The background is that Clark Kent listens to Prairie Home Companion if he's on Earth when it's on, but he has trouble convincing Lois to go to the live recording with him. So he takes Dick Grayson.

Incredibly endearing Clark & Dick

My apologies, dear artist, for my long-ago lapse.

Title: The two of us in sympathy
Fandom: DCU (Superman/Batman)
Summary: Clark lets himself focus on one streetcorner in Gotham, and flies to where he can get a better view.
Pairing: Bruce/Clark, for certain values of same
Rating: Adult
Notes: All thete1's fault, as so many things are.

( Subtle like a brick to the hindbrain )

There once was a fangirl named Te
Who deserved a most happy birthday
I wrote her some verse
That was shippy and terse
In which her OTP got some play.

( Clark/Tim limericks, that is -- all ages )

Title: Be true as these (Reference)
Fandom: DCU
Summary: 14 word stories in which Bruce and Clark make a concerted effort to find each other, but are not always certain whom they have found.
Rating: All ages
Pairing: [Bruce Wayne|Bruce|Batman|Matches/Clark Kent|Superman|Kal-El]
Notes: For glossing, who wanted to know which of them tops.

( Extremely short takes )

Title: A local habitation (Reference: A little more than kin and less than kind)
Fandom: DCU (Riff of Te's Any More Perfection)
Summary: Kal can be distracted.
Pairing: OMG OT3 4EVAH TRU LUV
Rating: PORN

( theirloveissopuretheyhavemindblowingsex!!!!! )

Title: Pro patria occumbere parvus mori (To die a little death for one's country)
Fandom: DCU (Silver Age AU)
Summary: The government boys tell her to pack light, but she's not leaving the country without half of Raymond Chandler, enough notebooks to last a year, and two pair of Charles Jourdan pumps.
Pairing: Diana/Lois
Rating: All ages
For: brown_betty, who audienced it as well.
Notes: Whomever Donna Troy is, she is not appearing in this story. Title translated by katarik. deconcentrate beta read.

( Ms. Lane, our country needs your expertise. )