La pasticherie de Petra

[Podfic] There once was a princess from Alderaan (3 words) by pezzax_shenanigans
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Amilyn Holdo/Leia Organa/Rey/Rose Tico
Characters: Amilyn Holdo, Leia Organa, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico
Additional Tags: Limericks, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Podfic of There once was a princess from Alderaan by Petra:
A limerick of sapphic persuasion.

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Short, speedy, charming as hell.

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[Podfic] The man with the katanas (37 words) by Ravin_Pods
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, Deadpool (Movieverse)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil Palmer/Wade Wilson, Carlos/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Wade Wilson
Additional Tags: Double Drabble, Stolen Kiss, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

Cecil's broadcast from your average cancelled Thursday.

Podfic of The man with the katanas by Petra.

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The sound effects really make it, and I adore this podficcer's radio voice.

[Podfic] Oh freddled gruntbuggly (23 words) by peasina, MelancholyMorningstar
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa & Darth Vader
Characters: Leia Organa, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Additional Tags: Bad Poetry, Vogon Poetry (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Darth Vader learned his torture tactics from the Vogons.

[Podfic] Too close for comfort (23 words) by Flowerparrish Pods
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Chewbacca/Han Solo
Characters: Chewbacca (Star Wars), Han Solo
Additional Tags: Drabble, Knotting, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Series: Part 25 of Bite-Sized Podfics (2025)
Summary:

[Audio Length: 1:05]

Han and Chewie get intimate.

Podfic of Too close for comfort by Petra.

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Thanks, Flowerparrish!

There are three new podfics of my work today, which is a sure sign that somewhere on the internet, someone is hosting a podfic-creation party. Dark is Rising, Rivers of London, and Vorkosigan. Enjoy! Feed the podficcers!

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[Podfic] Old ways (45 words) by FlightlessNotFightless
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Will Stanton (Dark is Rising)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Walking, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

Will goes for walks for his mental health.

Podfic of Old ways by Petra.

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[Podfic] Not an asinine question (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Indigo & Abigail Kamara
Characters: Indigo (Rivers of London), Abigail Kamara
Additional Tags: Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Indigo and Abigail walk in the park.

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[Podfic] Cretaceous Park (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles Vorkosigan & Ivan Vorpatril
Characters: Miles Vorkosigan, Ivan Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Dinosaurs, Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

I think they're Jacksonian.

[Podfic] They also serve (14 words) by blackglass, LRRH_Collabs
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Archer's Goon - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dr. Mensah & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries), Dr. Mensah (Murderbot Diaries)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Podfic (00:01:03)

Author's Summary from Petra:
Murderbot learns about Preservation.

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If you know the fandoms in question, please feed the podficcers because there can't be that many of us.

Mr Wayne's concern for his ward [Podfic] (44 words) by blackglass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson
Additional Tags: Epistolary, Alternate Universe - Regency, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

A podfic of Mr Wayne's concern for his ward by Petra.

"Mr Wayne writes young Mr Grayson a brief missive out of concern that his apparent affections for a Miss Flores might be misplaced."

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As ever, I enjoy it when people podfic my work, and I have blanket permission for precisely that reason. This Bruce Wayne is so frustrated with his errant boy.

holodeckpuppies has podficced What goes around, a Tim Drake & Bernard Dowd drabble I wrote back in the day. Enjoy!

Hi, I'm Petra here and petra, and sometimes Petra Lemaitre when it's necessary to specify further, e. g. petralemaitre (99.99% reblogs) and petralemaitre (locked/unused). I've been in fandom since 1997 and slash fandom since 1999. When I fall in love with a fandom, I tend to fall hard and write a lot, but I've always been polyfannish by inclination. Some of my past fandoms are ones I broke up with because something turned me off on them sharply--DCU, hockey RPF, The Magicians--and some are things I still adore where I simply ran out of stories to tell--Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes, Slings & Arrows, due South. Currently I am reading a lot of The Untamed/CQL/MDZS, but I haven't reached the Need to Write phase with anything lately.

I run the Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia challenge, and I'm running it again this year, for all your psychic companion wolves Make Them Do It needs. All fandoms and stories of all ratings are welcome. This year, I'm looking at attempting The Untamed + psychic wolves, because I need Lan Wangji to pine with his wolfsister for over a decade.

Outside of fannishness, I live in upstate New York with my spouse and my cat. I define myself as bisexual of the variety wherein I am attracted to people like me and people not like me, or as queer, depending on my mood and my audience. I've dealt with some severe health situations over the last several years, some of which have been successfully resolved and some of which have not so easily dispatched. During the pandemic, I've managed to hold down a job, which is a big step forward.

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Other business:

My resolutions for the new year are: 1) be kind* (*especially to myself) and 2) have fun. Depression has made both of these things hard.

reena_jenkins has podficced There's not a word yet (Star Wars: Episode IV, Luke/Leia/Han, immediate aftermath of canon, explicit). I really enjoy all her work and this one particularly tickled me -- by stabbing me in the heart.

To tell you the truth, I'm relieved (Star Wars: The Clone Wars/Discworld gen, if you want to know what it looks like in my head) has been translated into Russian, for anyone who wants it. (reena_jenkins also podficced that one, incidentally.) It's going to be really bizarre when the Kenobi series comes out and my mental image of Prequels Era Obi-Wan stops defaulting to CGI. Or maybe it won't; no amount of Batman movies have ever succeeded in giving me an actor for the Batman in my head, who defaults to Bruce Timm art when I'm not making an effort.

[podfic] No run-of-the-mill talk jive (33 words) by CompassRose, carboncopies, BabelGhoti
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Car Talk (Radio Show), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Bentley & Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Tom Magliozzi, Ray Magliozzi, Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Boston accents by non-Bostonians, Screenplay/Script Format, National Public Radio, Crossover, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

Podfic of Petra's fic.

What do you do when you’re driving your vintage Bentley and then suddenly it is, through no fault of your own, on fire?

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Tomorrow at 3:00pm EDT/8:00 pm GMT+1, Grace Petrie is livestreaming a concert for £2 or up. If you don't know Grace Petrie, I recommend her song Black Tie as a great place to start. ( Part of the chorus contains one of my favorite rhymes ever, and that's coming from a Sondheim fangirl )

annapods has recorded a podfic of Don't bother to knock, one of my hockey RPF stories. This is the one with polyamory negotiations and shenanigans, for those keeping score at home. Please listen to it, if RPF about Penguins is your bag, and let her know what you think!