La pasticherie de Petra

I offered to write drabbles and poetry: that offer is still open. Request something and make my day!

Here's what I've made so far:

Strike a pose (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Tim Drake/Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson
Characters: Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson
Additional Tags: Drabble, Video Cameras, Voyeurism
Summary:

Tim chooses his moment to best advantage.

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External hearts are a disabling condition (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Drabble
Summary:

Bruce's wolfsister and his duty to the League.

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The movement of (astronomical) bodies (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carrot Ironfoundersson/Angua von Uberwald
Characters: Carrot Ironfoundersson, Angua von Uberwald
Additional Tags: Drabble, lycanthropy
Summary:

Carrot's favorite time of the month.

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Interstellar Deliveroo (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
Characters: Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect
Additional Tags: Drabble, Gig Economy
Summary:

Arthur gets a new job, and does as well at it as he does at everything else.

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It's possible to be too beautiful (187 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Anakin Skywalker
Additional Tags: Bad Poetry, Sonnets, Adolescent Poetry, Shakespearean Sonnets
Summary:

Prompt: young Anakin's Very Bad But Heartfelt poetry (directed at your choice).

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If wishes were horses (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Strangers in Paradise (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Casey Bullocks-Femur/Katina Choovanski/Francine Peters/David Qin
Characters: Katina Choovanski
Additional Tags: Drabble, Masturbation
Summary:

Katchoo fantasizes.

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Exploring the collection (200 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan/Alys Vorpatril
Characters: Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, Alys Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Sex Toys, Double Drabble
Summary:

Alys shares her collection of specialized implements with Cordelia.

In the course of doing a bulk download of HTML versions of all my fanworks on the AO3, I reread this one, discovered that it wasn't finished, and added a drabble to round it out to my satisfaction.

Not just a peck on the cheek (1000 words) by Petra
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: DCU - Comicverse
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Robin/Various (DCU)
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Catwoman, Speedy (DCU), Barbara Gordon, Lois Lane, Superman, Jason Todd
Additional Tags: Kissing, Voyeurism, Photography, Drabble Collection
Series: Part 12 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

Ten kisses.

A brief celebration of Tim Drake (396 words) by Petra
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, Bart Allen/Tim Drake, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Clark Kent
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Bart Allen, Clark Kent
Additional Tags: Drabble Collection
Summary:

Tim Drake kisses girls *and* boys! It's finally canon!

Contains no Tim/Steph content, as no one requested it.

Title: Off and off and off like a Flash (4100 words)
Fandom: DCU (Teen Titans v1)
Summary: Kid Flash is having problems with the Speed Force. Can Robin and Speedy lend him a helping handjob? You bet!
Pairing: Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Wally West
Notes: For not_unwise in the Gulf Aid Now auction. Pre-read by katarik. Kink: showers + superpowers. Underage content.

( Do you have some special Bat-Flash-holding rope? )

These were all written by Dick for the purpose of tormenting helping Tim train.

Timeframe? Canon? Oh, whatever.

( Doggerel, nonsense, and Dick's concept of being a good big brother )

Title: Love without complications galore (800 words)
Fandom: DCU (Wow! Graysoncam! spoiler-free)
Summary: The thing is, Dick knows what operant conditioning is, but that doesn't mean he's immune to it.
Pairing: Barbara/Dick
Rating: All ages
Notes: Every now and then a woman needs to write a tribute to her default icon. For brown_betty, who beta'ed and who ships them.

( Skinner box )

Title: The Seven-Year Itch (5100 words)
Fandom: DCU (Nightwing)
Summary: Dick is aware of Matches the whole time.
Pairing: Matches/Dick
Rating: Adult
Warning: Content some readers may find to be identity porn.
Notes: Te made me. Betty cheered me on and beta read. Written for DC Flashfiction's Identity Porn challenge.
Series: This is not a prequel to A bird in the hand.

Dick spots the pattern of the man's jacket from across the bar.

Title: Against the rule of nature (Reference) (7300 words)
Fandom: DCU (Silver Age)
Summary: He would rather confess to the filthiest images that plague him than admit that a simple kiss is enough.
Sequel to: What they have never clasped
Pairing: Bruce/Dick/Clark
Rating: Adult, as are the participants.
Warning: While writing this story, I invoked Denny O'Neill to justify some of my backstory choices.
Thanks: Jack made me. Kat, Te, Pixie, and Mildred cheered me on, and Mildred poked me when it wasn't right.

( There is enough in Gotham in any week to distract him from a thousand sweaty encounters. )

Title: When nobody else is looking (Reference) (11,600 words)
Fandom: DCU (AU before New Teen Titans)
Summary: The morning shift at Arkham will have a hell of a surprise.
Pairing: Slade/Dick
Rating: Adult
Warning: Content some readers may find disturbing.
Notes: For katarik, who held my hand through all of it. Thanks to rubynye for beta reading efficiently and well.

( The morning shift at Arkham will have a hell of a surprise. )

Worst of fortune's might, an epilogue by Katarik, all ages.

Title: True believer
Fandom: DCU (AU)
Summary: In A long way from home, Diana adopted Dick. This is what happened next. (Connected drabbles)
Rating: All ages
Pairing: Dick/Donna
Notes: Thanks to Betty and Mia for encouraging me. As per normal, the characters are not mine.

( What does the little one's name mean? )