The benefits of well-known canon

Let's face it -- you Supernatural junkies will never have the experience of having someone who's not in your fandom post pages from a cookbook based on your fandom.

"Robin, my Bat-Banana Split is made with cottage cheese. So it's a whole breakfast in one dish!"

But wait, there's more! Woozy Winks, Ma Kent's pancakes, and Green Lantern's Peanut Butter foe!

Soujin, who found this for me, rocks inordinately. Go, giggle, and do tell her thank you.

In need of a pairing smoosh

Betty and Zee and I discuss the Bruce Wayne TV series that never was and its ramifications.

Betty: I just really don't want batfandom to have resembled Smallville, in any way.
Petra: no.
Betty: Misunderstood Woobie Bruce?
Petra: I am much happier with its extant form than with, say, n-zillion archives full of pre- and post-Rift Bruce/Harvey.
Petra: Bruce as a misunderstood woobie would fill me with rage.
Petra: not entirely unlike SV lex.
Betty: Yeah.
Petra: The crossovers would be the worst, though.
Betty: *cries*
Petra: One of these universes is not like the other.

Petra: Well, if there'd been a Teenage Bruce Wayne series --
Petra: There'd be reams of Woobie Misunderstood Harvey Dent stories.
Petra: And I would gag.
Zee: ahahaha AWWWWW.
Zee: okay, that? would be hilarious.
Petra: "He's not a psycho, he's just bitter over their breakup!"
Zee: nawwww.
Petra: Comics fans: No, he's a psycho. Get it right.
Zee: *giggles*
Zee: yeah.
Petra: "But they *love* each other."
Petra: CF: "Yes, no *shit.* That doesn't mean Harv is *sane.*"

Petra: I mean, SV Lex is a totally different character, right -- so --
Petra: It's not that Harv went *evil.* It's that Bruce just doesn't UNDERSTAND HIM OMG.
Betty: Yeah. And people write him into the DCU as if no one would notice the difference.
Betty: Hee! Harvey has a duality fetish that Bruce rejected out of hand!
Petra: *laughs*
Petra: A duality fetish. I.
Petra: *weeps*
Betty: If only Bruce had been willing to dress up in the two-tone suit, but no! He's so vanilla. What about Harvey's needs?
Petra: I *officially* hate you.

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