Rule 34 fails me: Brother Orange

A friend linked me to the 14-minute saga of How an American man lost his cellphone and found his Chinese soulmate, and I am slightly put out that there's no fic for it on AO3. Or, if there is, it's not tagged with either main character's name.

I suspect that if I could read Chinese, I'd find stories, but since I can't, I'll just sit here and pine.