How to lose a zillion metaphorical pounds

N. B. Nothing to do with literal weight loss here.

Step 1: Depression is very heavy.
Step 2: Therapy, therapy, therapy, and many anti-depressants (serially, concurrently, as prescribed).
Step 3: Find a cocktail that works from shrink #who's counting.
Step 4: Profit! I. e. walk around like you're not carrying the entire universe. (I am here!)

Step 5: Try dozens of medications for migraine prevention.
Step 6: Find something that works for migraine prophylaxis. [This step pending]
Step 7: Take over the world! I. e. leave house under own recognizance on regular basis incl. on sunny and low-pressure days.