All his Schrödinger's cats survive - Star Wars story, Obi-Wan/Anakin

All his Schrödinger's cats survive (14185 words) by Petra
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn
Additional Tags: Jealousy, Sparring, Qui-Gon Jinn Lives, Banter, Oral Sex, Rimming, Anal Sex, Versatile Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Summary:

Obi-Wan has a secret nemesis: Qui-Gon’s padawan Skywalker gets on his last nerve. Padawan Skywalker has a secret ideal of what it is to be a Jedi: Knight Kenobi.

When they actually get a chance to hang out, one of them will change his mind.

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