I broke out the John Denver and the Muppets today.
Question 1: So what exactly would Gonzo do with three French hens?
Well, he's dating Camilla, so -- hm.
Question 2: What is Miss Piggy's gender identity, exactly?
Performative femininity coming out her ears, there.
Question 3: How do we get Anderson Cooper to put on a trenchcoat and say, "Hi-ho, Anderson Cooper here!"
Question 1: So what exactly would Gonzo do with three French hens?
Well, he's dating Camilla, so -- hm.
Question 2: What is Miss Piggy's gender identity, exactly?
Performative femininity coming out her ears, there.
Question 3: How do we get Anderson Cooper to put on a trenchcoat and say, "Hi-ho, Anderson Cooper here!"