The holidays are for traditions and breaking people's brains

[petra]

I broke out the John Denver and the Muppets today.

Question 1: So what exactly would Gonzo do with three French hens?

Well, he's dating Camilla, so -- hm.

Question 2: What is Miss Piggy's gender identity, exactly?

Performative femininity coming out her ears, there.

Question 3: How do we get Anderson Cooper to put on a trenchcoat and say, "Hi-ho, Anderson Cooper here!"

Comments

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Question 3: How do we get Anderson Cooper to put on a trenchcoat and say, "Hi-ho, Anderson Cooper here!"

If it involves taking up a collection, consider me subscribed.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we send him a fanletter?

[holli.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, am I ever in.

But only if Kermit gets to take over at the desk while Anderson's in the field.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Would that he could.

[marag.livejournal.com]

Count me in as well!

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

So noted.

[craftyran.livejournal.com]

Ditto that!

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Maybe we need a petition.

[ratcreature]

#1 I'm sure they all have lots of fun together.
#2 Maybe she just identifies as fabulous?

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

The mental image of chickens in French maid outfits is going to haunt me for a while.

I suspect that's a major component of her identity, yes.

[ratcreature]

Our gender system may be too restrictive for felt-based lifeforms anyway. I mean, their organism design has to be more flexible than hours without all the biological constraints...

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, very true.

Whatever one says about their genders, it's clear they *all* enjoy fisting.

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks for that

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

I'm always glad to provide the wrong.

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

I have a puppet to use at church on Sunday morning, I'll have you know. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO OPERATE THE VIRGIN MARY NOW?

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Turn her into a Maryonette?

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

Oh... I see what you did there.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

I didn't have any answers better than that, alas.

Other than "At least she'll still be a virgin when you're done."

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

*spits out coffee*

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

*hands you a towel*

[brownbetty]

I think some of them it's more about creative use of cords and binding.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Okay, you win a lot.

[giglet.livejournal.com]

There's a special hell (or a special place on the archive) for Muppet porn.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Both, I believe.

you have succeeded in your mission

[lomedet.livejournal.com]

this entire thread? = broken Lomedet

muppet fisting omg</>

Although, I think I'm with you on Anderson Cooper in a trenchcoat. Maybe some green hair dye or face makeup as well?

Re: you have succeeded in your mission

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

\o/~

Hmm. I think that might be asking a bit much of him, but maybe.