La pasticherie de Petra

Title: You must come in at the door (4300 words)
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)/Discworld
Summary: "Who the hell drank all my booze?" Tony shouts at the universe, at Thor, at JARVIS, at Pepper, at his teammates who seem to think he really meant it when he said "Mi casa es su casa" and wasn't just being nice, and, for good measure, at Thor again.
Contents: Silliness with swearing, no sex, no romance
Notes: Affection to everyone who endorsed the pitch and cheered me on, thanks to holli for the title, and to samjohnsson and sage for beta-reading. For the Pratchett-perplexed, see the wiki, but there are in-text explanations of most concepts as needed.
Text @ AO3

( If there's one thing I hate more than magic or family reunions, it's magical family reunions )

Title: Green indeed is the color of lovers (5,500 words)
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Summary: "Come on, I don't want you to Hulk out and fuck me--okay, okay, I do, but I get why you don't want to, it's inherently dangerous, internal trauma, ruptures aren't sexy, yadda yadda yadda--but--"
Content: Consensual explicit M/M/F sex, specifically: skip) cuddling, handjobs, dirty talk, fingering, rimming, frottage, cunnilingus, anal sex, two-on-one blowjob, fisting, and naked LARPing.
Notes: For lomedet in honor of waveforms that collapse in the best way possible. Thanks to dira, some_stars, and scy for alpha-reading, and to jamjar and samjohnsson for beta-reading.
Story text at AO3

( First base with Barry Manilow on the stereo )

Sequel: Proper preparation

Title: Domestication (100 words)
Fandom: Avengers/Marvel movieverse (2012)
Summary: KITTEN.
Content: Introducing the Hulk to kinder, gentler sensations has side-effects.
Notes: For spuffyduds, who named the kitten. (At AO3.)

( KITTEN MAKE NOISE )