La pasticherie de Petra

Petra: siiiiiiiighs stupid [Star Wars] why does it compel me

next time out i want a fandom where i can write fluff without heavy lifting

or strategically timed fade-to-black

Sage: you would have to write, like, train surfing for it to count as Jedi fluff.

Petra: ...did that

Sage: of course you did.

Petra: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57201685 I'm just saying

petronelle: So.
petronelle: *squints at Harv*
petronelle: I hate that damn underwear question.
lcsbanana: *dies*
petronelle: But you know, I think I know this one.
petronelle: I think there's something really perturbing about tighty-whities. but. but.
petronelle: I am open to argument!
lcsbanana: well, there always is, but sometimes they're the right choice!
petronelle: *nods*
petronelle: You're free to disagree.
lcsbanana: i wish i could. heh.
petronelle: *laughs*
lcsbanana: when i rule the world, they will be outlawed!
petronelle: (I kinda understand why various writers have decided that Dick wears boxers, too, but -- jesus, guys, boxers cover more than his old *uniform*, hello.)
lcsbanana: *snickering* yeah.
petronelle: *feels strongly about this, of all things*
lcsbanana: 'strong opinions are important!
petronelle: Lord.
petronelle: Can't I really give a shit about something that MATTERS?
petronelle: (well, I do that too.)
lcsbanana: DICK'S UNDERPANTS MATTER
petronelle: *hoots*
petronelle: yes. yes they do.
petronelle: Though I can't think of an instance where I even mentioned them.
lcsbanana: they're subtextual!
petronelle: Subtextual underwear.
lcsbanana: Yes.
petronelle: *has a brief and awful mental image of Two-Face undies, half briefs and half boxers*