La pasticherie de Petra

My 1000th work on the Archive of Our Own: me being me as hard as is Humanly possible.

Whither Kelvin Trillion, Wither the Republic (1095 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Bail Organa/Breha Organa, Padmé Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Shaak Tii, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka, Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dexter Jettster/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Guy Fieri/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yan Dooku/Obi-Wan Kenobi, General Grievous/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jar Jar Binks/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Satine Kryze, Bail Organa, Breha Organa, Padmé Amidala, Mace Windu, Shaak Tii, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda (Star Wars), Hondo Ohnaka, Cody, Dexter Jettster, Guy Fieri, Yan Dooku, General Grievous, Jar Jar Binks
Additional Tags: Limericks, Documentation, Buzzfeed, Challenge Accepted
Series: Part 14 of Fandom Bicycle (One Character/Everybody Else)
Summary:

Who is the holonet's mystery limerick writer, and does he really get it on as much in real life as he does in his filthy poetry?

Stop and start over (1952 words) by Petra
Fandom: Star Wars
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Yoda (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Additional Tags: porgs, Inappropriate Use of the Force, But not for sex, Lanai - Freeform, Space Ireland, Trolling, Force Ghosts, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, porg orgy
Summary:

Luke Skywalker makes an enormous mistake and goes to Ahch-To to atone for his error. But wherever he goes, his ghosts go with him, and they don't let him sit quietly until he's ready to deal with his problems. Alternate Universe - The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens would happen differently in this timeline.

I did not write this solely so I could tag something "porg orgy," though on reflection I might have done so if it had occurred to me to do it.