petra: Leia Organa and Han Solo bickering in an icy hallway (Leia & Han - Hoth)
Virtually ethical (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Additional Tags: Tragedy, Quintuple Drabble, Hurt No Comfort
Summary:

Obi-Wan is usually pretty good about listening to what Anakin is saying, but not always.


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Blastin' and laughin' so long (750 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Han Solo, Lando Calrissian/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Chewbacca & Han Solo
Characters: Han Solo, Chewbacca (Star Wars), Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Lando Calrissian
Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Han Solo Shoots First, Humor, In-Universe Meme
Summary:

How "Han Shot First" came to be a meme in the Galaxy Far, Far Away.

petra: Paul Gross smooching a skull (Geoffrey - Smooching Yorick)
Zounds (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Slings & Arrows
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ellen Fanshaw/Geoffrey Tennant
Characters: Ellen Fanshaw, Geoffrey Tennant
Additional Tags: Drabble, Love Bites, Bruises
Summary:

Ellen leaves marks.


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Tell Old Man Worry to go climb a tree (600 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo
Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Incest, Drabble Sequence
Summary:

The Force moves in mysterious ways in order to get great-grandkids.

petra: Luke Skywalker and Miss Piggy, who is dressed as Princess Leia (Luke Skywalker & Miss Piggy - Aw)
No more curses you can't undo (1000 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Luke Skywalker/Other(s)
Characters: Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: Mystery Character(s), Oral Sex, In Public, Time Travel, Identity Reveal, Hand Jobs
Summary:

Luke time-travels and picks up a hot guy in a bar. It's not his first mistake, but it's not the best move he's ever made.

petra: Carrie Fisher dipping Mark Hamill circa 1977 (Carrie F & Mark H - Dancing)
La lámpara de mi alma | The lamp of my soul (3592 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo
Additional Tags: Dream Sex, Dream Sharing, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Force Visions (Star Wars), Twincest, Polyamory, Star Wars Day | May the 4th, Brother/Sister Incest
Summary:

This is how Luke found out that Leia and Han were together.



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Stand back, I'm going to try science! (8786 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage Sex
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Additional Tags: A+ Jedi Pedagogy, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Kissing, Sex Education, Obi-Wan Kenobi's B+ Parenting, 3D Printing, Sex Toys, That's Not How The Force Works, Obi-Wan Kenobi Has a Big Dick, Star Wars Day | May the 4th
Summary:

Anakin finds the standard sexual education in the Jedi Temple lacking and gets Obi-Wan to make up the difference.



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The leaves grow bright before they fall (7301 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn
Additional Tags: Inspired by Hades and Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Canonical Character Death, Force Afterlife (Star Wars), Force Ghosts (Star Wars), Force Ghost Sex (Star Wars), Inspired by Fanart, Entheogenic Drugs, Star Wars Day | May the 4th
Summary:

Obi-Wan and Anakin do an age-old dance that spans spacetime, and is also particular to them.

petra: Barbara Gordon smiling knowingly (Default)
Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:

due South )

Interview with the Vampire (TV) )

Murderbot Diaries )

Star Wars Original Trilogy )

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy )

Venom Movies )
petra: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) with his hand on Luke Skywalker's stormtrooper-armored shoulder (Obi-Wan and Luke - ANH)
Winter companions (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Hondo Ohnaka
Additional Tags: Quintuple Drabble, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:

When Obi-Wan walks into the cantina in Mos Eisley, there is only one pilot there. On the plus side, he's very happy to see Obi-Wan.

petra: Carrie Fisher dipping Mark Hamill circa 1977 (Carrie F & Mark H - Dancing)
Dare I hope I am on a spiral (1548 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Myth Arc, History repeating, Skywalker Family Drama (Star Wars), Accidental Incest, Subsequently Incest on Purpose
Summary:

Truths spoken, unspoken, known, and unknown, in the history of a family.

In which Leia and Luke learn a truth about themselves and do not act on it in the way that propriety dictates, and the galaxy suffers the consequences.


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Inspired by this thread.
petra: Leia Organa and Han Solo bickering in an icy hallway (Leia & Han - Hoth)
[personal profile] buggery posted this gif at me and my brain yelled, "But what if RONBLEDORE?"

For people who don't remember the intricacies of that fandom, that was a time-travel theory where two characters were secretly the same character at different ages.

How dare (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa
Additional Tags: Drabble, Time Travel, Isekai and Transmigration, Ronbledore - The Star Wars Knockoff
Summary:

Dying was the best thing that ever happened to Obi-Wan -- dying, then waking up as an infant on Corellia.

petra: Dick Grayson and Tim Drake doing one-handed handstands on a moving train. You can't see it in this image but they're also blindfolded. (Dick and Tim - Blindfolded Trainsurfing)
A jolly hour on the trolley (3000 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Yan Dooku & Yoda, Yan Dooku & Qui-Gon Jinn, Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano, Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Yoda (Star Wars), Yan Dooku, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa
Additional Tags: Blindfolds, Trainsurfing, Training, Jedi Pedagogy, family traditions
Summary:

Blindfolded trainsurfing as a training exercise is a Disaster Lineage tradition.

petra: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) with his hand on Luke Skywalker's stormtrooper-armored shoulder (Mark H. & Alec G. - Star Wars BTS)
The Sun would not have risen (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: morris dancing, Alternate Universe - No Powers
Summary:

Luke follows in his father's footstep-hops.

petra: Luke Skywalker and Miss Piggy, who is dressed as Princess Leia (Luke Skywalker & Miss Piggy - Aw)
Letters mingle souls (2450 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lando Calrissian/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Lando Calrissian, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo
Additional Tags: Epistolary, Sedoretu
Summary:

As the New Republic gets underway, everyone has many responsibilities. Luke, Han, and Lando take the time to write a letter. Leia responds.



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I can finally heap blame and praise upon [personal profile] the_jack for talking me into this!
petra: Leia Organa and Han Solo bickering in an icy hallway (Leia & Han - Hoth)
Forswear thy name (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano
Additional Tags: Drabble, Family resemblance
Summary:

Leia tries a new hairstyle.

petra: Luke Skywalker and Miss Piggy, who is dressed as Princess Leia (Luke Skywalker & Miss Piggy - Aw)
Nuance in terror (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader
Additional Tags: Drabble, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Really Subtle Political Metaphor, Overdosing
Summary:

Luke learns that his father was not actually a navigator on a spice freighter.

petra: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, and Han Solo beaming at each other (Star Wars OT3 - Yavin)
What it was like to live (1505 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Ahsoka Tano
Additional Tags: Unconventional Families, Adopted Children, birth family
Summary:

There are a thousand questions burning in Luke's mind when he learns who Ahsoka once knew.



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I am very glad my recipient enjoyed this.

Also, regarding the summary, one of my favorite knock-knock jokes:
Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
Who.
To who?
Punchline )
petra: CGI Obi-Wan Kenobi with his face smudged with dirt, wearing beige, visible from the chest up. A Clone Trooper is visible over one shoulder. (Obi-Wan - Clones ftw)
Commitment to the bit (1300 words) by Petra
Chapters: 13/13
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Shmi Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Chewbacca/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Bail Organa/Breha Organa, C-3PO/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Owen Lars/Beru Whitesun, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Han Solo, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Rey
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Chewbacca, Bail Organa, Breha Organa, C-3PO (Star Wars), Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Ben Solo, Rey (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Drabble Sequence, Threesome - F/M/M, Cheating, Consensual Underage Sex, Everyone Is Poly Because The Force, Or anyway Obi-Wan is
Summary:

I read a Tumblr post by ahsoka-in-a-hood that read: "Luke and Leia discovering that Obi Wan fucked every one of their parents <3"

Knee-jerk reaction: of course he did.

Reaction upon consideration: and the rest of the family, too.

petra: Luke Skywalker and Miss Piggy, who is dressed as Princess Leia (Luke Skywalker & Miss Piggy - Aw)
This makes me feel things. Star Warsy things.

Here are more pieces in the same vein by the same artist. Oh hell, I am feeling all the things.
petra: Carrie Fisher dipping Mark Hamill circa 1977 (Carrie F & Mark H - Dancing)
Names to run away from really fast (250 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - Matthew Stover, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Bail Organa
Additional Tags: Matthew Stover Pastiche, Pastiche, Kid Culture
Summary:

Though the names of the Jedi were erased from public record, labeled traitors and treasonous when the Emperor rose, the younglings of the galaxy did not forget their heroes.



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Can you believe this is the first fanwork that cites Matthew Stover's novelization? Revenge of the Sith is a shippy delight, and I promise I wasn't reading for the Anakin/Padmé.
petra: Text: We are the ones we have been waiting for, photo: Rey and Finn from Star Wars. (Rey & Finn - Waiting For)
There was a dyad of Force users (157 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rey/Luke Skywalker/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: Limericks, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Bad Poetry, Dom/sub, Threesome - F/M/M, Psychic Bond
Summary:

A series of limericks about some Skywalkers, using the term loosely.

petra: Carrie Fisher dipping Mark Hamill circa 1977 (Carrie F & Mark H - Dancing)
Title: Sweet dreams (1100 words) at AO3
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Pairing: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Rating: Explicit
Notes: Written for May the Fourth, 2018.
Summary: The rules of dreams are not the rules of reality.

Sweet dreams
petra: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, and Han Solo beaming at each other (Star Wars OT3 - Yavin)
History turner (23853 words) by Petra
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa/Han Solo, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Yoda (Star Wars), Chewbacca (Star Wars), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Telepathic Bond, Everyone Is Poly Because The Force, Polyamory, Sibling Incest, Epistolary, Space Opera, Alternate Universe - Wolves
Summary:

True and proper Jedi never had wolves and they never kissed anyone. Luke and Leia were never going to manage that.



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