La pasticherie de Petra

Zounds (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Slings & Arrows
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ellen Fanshaw/Geoffrey Tennant
Characters: Ellen Fanshaw, Geoffrey Tennant
Additional Tags: Drabble, Love Bites, Bruises
Summary:

Ellen leaves marks.

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Tell Old Man Worry to go climb a tree (600 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo
Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Incest, Drabble Sequence
Summary:

The Force moves in mysterious ways in order to get great-grandkids.

La lámpara de mi alma | The lamp of my soul (3592 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo
Additional Tags: Dream Sex, Dream Sharing, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Force Visions (Star Wars), Twincest, Polyamory, Star Wars Day | May the 4th, Brother/Sister Incest
Summary:

This is how Luke found out that Leia and Han were together.

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Stand back, I'm going to try science! (8786 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage Sex
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Additional Tags: A+ Jedi Pedagogy, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Kissing, Sex Education, Obi-Wan Kenobi's B+ Parenting, 3D Printing, Sex Toys, That's Not How The Force Works, Obi-Wan Kenobi Has a Big Dick, Star Wars Day | May the 4th
Summary:

Anakin finds the standard sexual education in the Jedi Temple lacking and gets Obi-Wan to make up the difference.

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The leaves grow bright before they fall (7301 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn
Additional Tags: Inspired by Hades and Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Canonical Character Death, Force Afterlife (Star Wars), Force Ghosts (Star Wars), Force Ghost Sex (Star Wars), Inspired by Fanart, Entheogenic Drugs, Star Wars Day | May the 4th
Summary:

Obi-Wan and Anakin do an age-old dance that spans spacetime, and is also particular to them.

Winter companions (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hondo Ohnaka
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Hondo Ohnaka
Additional Tags: Quintuple Drabble, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:

When Obi-Wan walks into the cantina in Mos Eisley, there is only one pilot there. On the plus side, he's very happy to see Obi-Wan.

buggery posted this gif at me and my brain yelled, "But what if RONBLEDORE?"

For people who don't remember the intricacies of that fandom, that was a time-travel theory where two characters were secretly the same character at different ages.

How dare (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa
Additional Tags: Drabble, Time Travel, Isekai and Transmigration, Ronbledore - The Star Wars Knockoff
Summary:

Dying was the best thing that ever happened to Obi-Wan -- dying, then waking up as an infant on Corellia.

The Sun would not have risen (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: morris dancing, Alternate Universe - No Powers
Summary:

Luke follows in his father's footstep-hops.

Forswear thy name (100 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano
Additional Tags: Drabble, Family resemblance
Summary:

Leia tries a new hairstyle.

What it was like to live (1505 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Ahsoka Tano
Additional Tags: Unconventional Families, Adopted Children, birth family
Summary:

There are a thousand questions burning in Luke's mind when he learns who Ahsoka once knew.

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I am very glad my recipient enjoyed this.

Also, regarding the summary, one of my favorite knock-knock jokes:
Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
Who.
To who?
( Punchline )

This makes me feel things. Star Warsy things.

Here are more pieces in the same vein by the same artist. Oh hell, I am feeling all the things.

There was a dyad of Force users (157 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rey/Luke Skywalker/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Luke Skywalker
Additional Tags: Limericks, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Bad Poetry, Dom/sub, Threesome - F/M/M, Psychic Bond
Summary:

A series of limericks about some Skywalkers, using the term loosely.

History turner (23853 words) by Petra
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa/Han Solo, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Yoda (Star Wars), Chewbacca (Star Wars), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Telepathic Bond, Everyone Is Poly Because The Force, Polyamory, Sibling Incest, Epistolary, Space Opera, Alternate Universe - Wolves
Summary:

True and proper Jedi never had wolves and they never kissed anyone. Luke and Leia were never going to manage that.

With cover art by goss!