Limericks on offer (and possibly other poetry)

[petra]

Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:


A trio in the Windy City (29 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: due South
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio
Characters: Benton Fraser, Ray Kowalski, Ray Vecchio
Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Limericks, Triad - Freeform, Poetry
Summary:

Fraser swings both Rays.

There once was a journo in 'Frisco (31 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Daniel Molloy
Additional Tags: Limerick
Summary:

Daniel runs into an old friend.

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There were two old men in Dubai (30 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Armand/Louis de Pointe du Lac, Armand/Daniel Molloy, Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac
Characters: Daniel Molloy, Louis de Pointe du Lac
Additional Tags: Mindfuck, Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Louis and Daniel, barefoot.

There once was a construct, now freed (28 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

How other people react to Murderbot.

There once was a Jedi from Tatooine (34 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Luke has visions.

Unrestrained passion (237 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Characters: Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

A limerick cycle for Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé.

A senator and her two Jedi (27 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, C-3PO (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Orgasm: denied.

jizzeD IN Tiem (25 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Venom (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Symbiote (Marvel), Anne Weying
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Venom writes a limerick and puts words in Eddie's mouth.

Comments

[hannah]

Star Wars, Luke, voyeurism - intentional or otherwise.

[petra]

For you, for later reference.

[james]

Amidala, Anakin, Obi-Wan - orgasm denial (inclusion of C3PO optional but always welcomed)

[petra]

Here you are.

[james]

And since I know you were expecting it: Eddie/Venom, sex in public

[petra]

A strapPin caLiFORNikator
Sed 2 hIz gaL, 'ill fuck u l8er
1st i gotta skor
WiTH mi buddy b4
hEE MaKes hiz dik an oscila8er.'

[james]

YAY

Venom deserves to be the Poet of the Year.

[petra]

Not what you asked for, but the characters you asked for.

[mific]

Fraser, Ray V, Ray K, threesome!

[petra]

Here you go!

[sanguinity]

Darren Nichols, orgasm denial. Because if that man has a kink, it's not giving people what they want.

[petra]

A theatre kid from the Yukon
Was having some sex, and said, "C'est bon
That you like to fuck
But you're out of luck
If you think I'm someone to come on."