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Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:


A trio in the Windy City (29 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: due South
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio
Characters: Benton Fraser, Ray Kowalski, Ray Vecchio
Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Limericks, Triad - Freeform, Poetry
Summary:

Fraser swings both Rays.




There once was a journo in 'Frisco (31 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Daniel Molloy
Additional Tags: Limerick
Summary:

Daniel runs into an old friend.


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There were two old men in Dubai (30 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Armand/Louis de Pointe du Lac, Armand/Daniel Molloy, Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac
Characters: Daniel Molloy, Louis de Pointe du Lac
Additional Tags: Mindfuck, Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Louis and Daniel, barefoot.




There once was a construct, now freed (28 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

How other people react to Murderbot.




There once was a Jedi from Tatooine (34 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Characters: Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Luke has visions.




Unrestrained passion (237 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader
Characters: Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

A limerick cycle for Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé.



A senator and her two Jedi (27 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, C-3PO (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Orgasm: denied.





jizzeD IN Tiem (25 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Venom (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Symbiote (Marvel), Anne Weying
Additional Tags: Limericks, Poetry
Summary:

Venom writes a limerick and puts words in Eddie's mouth.

Date: 2025-04-20 09:44 pm (UTC)
hannah: (Luke Skywalker - elefwin)
From: [personal profile] hannah
Star Wars, Luke, voyeurism - intentional or otherwise.

Date: 2025-04-21 12:21 am (UTC)
james: (Default)
From: [personal profile] james
Amidala, Anakin, Obi-Wan - orgasm denial (inclusion of C3PO optional but always welcomed)

Date: 2025-04-21 12:47 am (UTC)
james: (Default)
From: [personal profile] james
And since I know you were expecting it: Eddie/Venom, sex in public

Date: 2025-04-21 03:51 am (UTC)
james: (Default)
From: [personal profile] james
YAY

Venom deserves to be the Poet of the Year.

Date: 2025-04-21 01:09 am (UTC)
mific: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mific
Fraser, Ray V, Ray K, threesome!

Date: 2025-04-23 12:35 am (UTC)
sanguinity: woodcut by M.C. Escher, "Snakes" (Default)
From: [personal profile] sanguinity
Darren Nichols, orgasm denial. Because if that man has a kink, it's not giving people what they want.

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