La pasticherie de Petra

Give me a kink or a sex-related trope and/or one or more characters (ideally one(s) I know, though I have osmosed quite a bit from many other sources), and I will write you a limerick.

Please publicize this! Requests are welcome, no matter whether I know you or not. Anon commenting is on; just leave a name so I know who to dedicate the poem to.

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Limericks thus far, alphabetical by fandom:

( due South )

( Interview with the Vampire (TV) )

( Murderbot Diaries )

( Star Wars Original Trilogy )

( Star Wars Prequel Trilogy )

( Venom Movies )